Thursday, June 16, 2011
Start of Show
Amy got her Africa skirt,
and says she scratched herself while sleeping. How did that happen?
Toughest 911 Call: Bobby
told a story about a guy, 49, who called to report money stolen, that he had had
an encounter from someone he met on the Internet, and that he found a wig,
makeup and female lingere in the bathroom. It turned out to be a man dressed as
a woman, and now the entire world knows about the incident. Would you have made
the call? Bobby would not have, and neither would have Lunchbox. This reminded
Bobby of a religious haunted house where there were scenarios depicting
different sins, like abortion, drinking, and taking part in gay
activities. Amy noted that she
would be very disappointed if her church decided to take part in something like
this, but it would not motivate her to take back her decision to tithe her
income to the church.
Diana DeGarmo: 24
Abby Elliot: 24
Two men driving in a van had
a can of gasoline in the middle of the front seat. The passenger decided to
light a cigarette, which led to the van being engulfed in flames. The vehicle
swerved across the street and crashed into the fire department. The fire trucks
were out, since they needed gas, and had to rush back to the station to put out
A prison inmate has
confessed to killing Tupac in 1996. The man says that he was hired by James
Rosebud to rob and shoot Tupac. He implicates P. Diddy in the death of Tupac, saying
he can’t fool everybody all the time.
This man is currently serving a life sentence. Tupac would have been 40
years old today.
Amber Portwood 911
The Teen Mom star was
reportedly trying to commit suicide, tying a rope around her neck. Gary Shirley
called the police and told them that she had mentioned to him that she was
having a tough time living her life. Would this possibly be a publicity stunt
for the new season?
Amy: Realized that her
tweet never posted to twitter, and will re-tweet a picture of her money pouch
that she will take on her trip to Africa. It is worn under the clothes and has
room for money and important items.
Carlos: Watched “Just Go
With It”, and thought it was pretty good. He thought Brooklyn did a good job in
it, considering it was her first movie.
Lunchbox: Took his dog to
a dog trainer because she has pretty bad manners on the leash and in ONE hour,
there was an amazing change in the dog’s behavior.
Bobby: People have been
saying that he has been too hard on Tennessee Brandon, and has un-banned him
from the studio.
Bone Thugz Fight
Busy Bone is in trouble in
Chicago for beating up two fans. The fans had paid for a meet and greet, which
escalated into a punching match leading to a broken nose. One of these two men
filed a police report.
Lunch tweeted last night
that Bobby’s dream was coming true today. Lunch teased the dream. Amy guessed
he would get a TV show, would host Regis and Kelly, or host radio in LA.
Vancouver and Boston
played in the hockey finals, and when Vancouver lost, the fans emerged onto the
streets, burning things, destroying property and causing chaos around the city.
Gary Shirley called 911 to
report that Amber Portwood, star of MTV’s Teen Mom was committing suicide.
Dallas Mavericks present
the top 10 things about winning the NBA Championships on Letterman.
Paris Hilton complains
that her assistant wears heels all the time, on her new TV show.
A caller guessed that
Bobby might be the new Bachelor. Carlos does not have a clue what the news is,
while Amy has a list of possibilities.
What Year Was It?
Movie: The Dark Knight
News: Heath Ledger dies
Culture: Ellen and Portia
de Rossi marry
Song: “Low” Flo-Rida
Amy: 2008 Carlos: 2009
Lunch: 2008 Bobby: 2008
Shaq has a sex tape. Bobby
says he will kill years of curiosity. Will it be abnormal? Reports state that
Shaq had hired someone to track the tape down and recover it.
Anonymously, the members
of the show submitted examples of what other members of the show wear that is
comparable to Lady Gaga’s meat dress: horrible.
#1: LB’s 1970’s porn suit
that he wears to all formal events.
#2: Carlos’ low-rise jeans.
#3: Amy’s puffy vests
#4: Carlos’ Hummer
#5: LB’s suit ant tie.
#6: Bobby’s Ugg boots
#7: Alayna’s Paul Bunyan
#8: Lunch’s hair. OR his
tie and suit.
#9: Bobby’s “I am Bobby
#10: Bobby’s fedora
Show and Tell News:
A guy that quit college in
1932 finally got his degree at the ripe old age of 99.
A teenage boy is dead
after he plunged 80 feet into a waterfall. He slipped under a handrail and
plummeted to his death.
A Boston man is fighting
unemployment after his wife got cancer. His wife has roughly 55 lumps in her
breast. He asked for time off to spend with his wife, and his boss fired him
instead. He’d worked at the company for 13 years.
Secondhand smoke kills,
lawmakers want to ban smoking in cars when children under the age of 14 are in
the car. They propose a punishment of a $100 fine.
Hot Tube Time
The interns are saying
that this movie is an “instant classic”. Bobby claims that it is a good movie,
but not a classic. The modern-day classics are (as decided by the show):
The classics would imply
that when someone tells you they have not seen it, you’re genuinely shocked.
He was incredibly
surprised by the ending of the movie. It is staged like a documentary (although
no one can prove if it is fake or not) where a guy who has been talking to a
girl on Facebook does not turn out to be who she says she is. (Kind of like the
time Bobby was sure he was talking to a supermodel, and it turned to be an old
Reports have emerged that
Crystal Harris had made a deal where she would leave Hef at the altar (right
before the vows), and she would make her money by doing interviews after the
fact. No one took the bait for her half million dollar price tag, so she just
called off the wedding altogether. Crystal is apparently involved with Dr.
Some stores are installing
booty-cams in the dressing rooms to allow people to better see their butts in
the dressing room when trying on clothes. This will allow the customer to get a
view of their butt from all angles. It is not so much a camera, as much as a
mirror. The only worry is—will this motivate people to hijack them and make
Model Run-In With
A self-proclaimed fashion
model reportedly stole a fur scarf worth $11,000, and is in trouble with the
Crystal Harris on
Crystal says that she
called off the wedding because she felt that it was not the right thing for her
to do, and claims it was a mutual decision between her and Hugh Hefner.
Animal Attack Game:
How To Evade Wild Animal Attacks
Example: Wild Bees:
Run away in any direction.
Mountain Lion: Stare him
down and make loud noises.
Alligator: Hit the
alligator in the middle of the nose.
Bears: Play dead.
Venomous Snake: Throw a
stick to confuse it.
Rhino: Sing a song with a
wide vocal range to confuse it.
Manly Men = Bad
A report shows that men
with high levels of testosterone don’t always make the best husbands, as they
are more likely to cheat, and in couples where the woman is the better looking
one usually prove to be the happiest couples.
Girlfriend To Learn To Love Wife
A couple wrote a book
about their relationship. It depicts that the marriage was not happy, and the
husband was cheating on his wife with a stripper. She tracked him down and
found out that he was not being true to her. They divorced, and had a horrible
divorce. This led them to be more honest with each other, and they are now back
together and have had another child in the new and improved relationship.
Casey Anthony Case
Prosecution is done in the
Casey Anthony case. The women on The View were discussing the subject. Barbara
Walters mentioned that it must be difficult for the defendant’s mother to be
able to support and love her considering what happened. Would you lie to help
your child, or turn them in? Whoopi said she would be with her child until the
police came for her daughter, but that actions have consequences and her
children must accept it.
Joran Van der Sloot
The principal suspect in
the missing Natalee Holloway has gotten his current girlfriend pregnant while
he is incarcerated awaiting the trial for the murder of Stephany Flores.
Weiner Steps Down
Weiner has announced that he is stepping down from his political position. The
porn star that received the picture of the politician also gave a press
conference to talk about the incident.
She is upset about what
some people have been saying about her on the Facebook page. The comments were
talking about how Ray was purposefully not remembering the make-out because
some people on the Facebook page called her big. The people on Facebook simply
want to make fun of whatever is posted up on the page, and is resulting in a
lot of horrible comments. Intern Linda was upset at the fact that people were
being rude about the picture that was posted yesterday of her look of the day.
She is upset that people were bashing her style, saying that she did not know
how to dress, and lacked the ability to match her clothes.
Amy is called out for
beefing with Bobby, Ray and Alayna. She says that she is not able to do a good
show when she feels like she has any kind of “beef” with anyone. Lunch thinks
that the vacation has come at a good time for her.
Curtis, a contestant on
“The Voice” called in to talk about his last performance. He thinks it was okay
for the song, but not the best. Curtis mentioned that the producers made him
use the song that he sang. He needs the listeners of the Bobby Bones Show to
call in and vote for him, as well as buying the single on iTunes. Go vote for
Ray’s Comedy Set
Ray was offended that
Tennessee Brandon’s comedy act was called un-funny after he had helped Brandon
write the jokes. He wrote his own jokes to share with the show. Ray got the
crickets from Bobby, and he was asked to stop before finishing his set. He was
just terrible. (Sorry, Ray.) He was given five topics, and a couple minutes to
come up with better jokes than Bobby did yesterday.
Booby wrote some jokes
about the Mavs which he shared on the air to prove to Ray that pretty decent
jokes with little time to do so. There are many funny Facebook messages on the
Bobby Bones Show wall commenting on Ray’s comedy.
Ray’s Comedy, Pt. 2
Ray is back in the studio,
hitting us with his humor on current events. The jokes were much better than
the last set, but still not wonderful.
Scotty mentioned in an
interview with theboot.com that he wants to distance himself from American
Idol, and also feels like he is headed for uncharted territories since younger
men don’t really make it in country music like the girls do.
Key to Sleep
The key to a good night’s
sleep is 6-9 hours per night. These people had lower chances of depression.
Long sleep is considered over nine hours, while short sleep is anything less
than six hours. Bobby can’t sleep thought the whole night, while LB sleeps like
A woman was arrested for
holding a massive party in her house for roughly 100 teenagers, which included
a game of strip poker with photographs being taken of the young girls. The
party was a celebration for the graduating students. Police report that there
were open bottles of alcohol in every room of the residence.
Carlos sent Amy $50
yesterday, after promising that he would do so months ago. Amy is leaving on
Saturday, and we’re wondering if it will make it on time for her departure. Amy
had told him to donate directly to one of the causes, but he refused to do so
because he wasn’t sure where the money would wind up.
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