Show Recap 1/11/2012
Beyonce and Jay-Z snuck baby Blue Ivy out of the NYC hospital in the middle of the night. Amy got an email tip that said that Beyonce paid for the hospital to knock down a wall and merge two rooms together into the “floor” they were to occupy. She says it’s legit because it came from an anesthesiologist’s cousin.
Mary J. Blige – 41
Amanda Pete – 20
Tom from Chemical Brothers – 41
Tom from No Doubt – 39
Kyle Richards – 43
Bonehead Story – Man was arrested after 21 years on the run. He had been living under a fake name in Kalamazoo, Michigan and decided not to pay his taxes. He was arrested for tax evasion, and then after a DNA test, was found to be a murderer.
Lindsay Lohan owes $93,700 in taxes.
Show and Tell News
Amy – Woman dies in Costa Rica
Carlos – Girl backed over her mom, went on about her business, came back and found her dead in the driveway.
Lunch – 14 year old girl in Corpus Christie got a court order saying that her family cannot force her to get an abortion.
Bobby – Women are using Monistat 7 to grow their hair out. They’re saying that it makes their hair grow up to ½ inch more a month.
New Years Resolutions!!!!
75% of people have already quit their resolutions, so the show is going to give each other anonymous resolutions.
Be more interested in women than guys’ bodies.
Be a man and have your first alcoholic drinks.
Bobby, have your first alcoholic drink.
Go vegetarian on the weekdays.
Caller – Stop being a know it all. Bobby says, “But I just know everything!”
In the year 2012, Carlos needs to go out and drink more.
Read a book.
Stop being so flaky.
Ease up on your vegetable cult.
Stop being so nice and tell things how they are.
In the year 2012, Amy needs to quit trying to make us donate to charity so much.
Stop lying about sleeping with girls and arguing with every game we play.
Shave your face every day.
Go back to school and finish your last three hours and graduate.
Callers – He should stop being a hater. He hates on everything.
Sounds of the last 24 hours
GMA-George Clooney shares his secret about rescuing a new dog, Einstein.
Bobby says that Tom Brady convinced him to buy Uggs, but couldn’t tell him who to vote for.
Tina Fey and Jane from 30 Rock talk pregnancies and birthing. They joke about Lenox Hill hospital and their celebrity treatment.
A woman paid $50,000 to South Korea to have her dog, Trouble, cloned. She has a giant mural of him on her wall and on her bedspread. Bobby says that he would never clone his dog, even if it was only $100.
What crazy things have callers done for their dogs?
n Cremated and in an urn in the living room
n Mouth to mouth
n Artificial Insemination
n $7,000 Chemotherapy
n Having them stuffed
What Year Was It
Song: Chris Brown – Run It
News: Dennis Raider BTK serial killer 10 counts of murder sent away for life
YouTube goes Live
Movie: Fantastic 4
Year : 2005
Amy says that Blue Ivy comes from the roman numeral four, IV. Blue could stand for born living under evil. Rumor is that Jay-Z is part of a secret cult called the Illuminati. They received $1.5 million in baby gifts from a fantasy crib to a golden rocking horse that costs $600,000. $15,000 Swarovski crystal high chair.
Bobby offers Carlos $100 to read the first book of the Hunger Games trilogy.
Carlos’ grandmother turned 72 yesterday and while he was there, she got a phone call that she won $500,000 from Publisher’s Clearing House.
Caller says that he got scammed in the parking lot of the Arboretum. A guy was selling TV sets out of the back of his van, and when the caller paid his $400, he took the box home and it was an oven door.
Bobby was convinced that he was talking to a hot model online, and it ended up that it was a guy that was scamming older people for money.
Caller’s grandmother got scammed while he was in Iraq. Someone called her and told her that he was in jail for second degree murder.
Caller was 16, shopping with her mother when this guy starts talking about how one of his models was pregnant and they needed a replacement.
Tim Tebow – Carlos says that he doesn’t believe it about Tim Tebow. Bobby said that since Tebow’s ex-girlfriend has too big of boobs and too small of a swimsuit to be a virgin.
Amy believes that Justin Bieber is still a virgin.
Listener had a few dates with a girl and was surprised to find that she had condoms in her purse. He wants to know what that means. Does she do this all the time? Bobby says, this girl carries condoms all the time. She’s THAT girl. Lunch says that maybe she wanted to mess around for the third date, and that it’s not a big deal. Amy says that it’s good to be safe, but he wants to make sure that he knows what he wants out of that relationship. Bobby says that every man wants a virgin-ho, a girl that has been a virgin but wants to be a ho with them. Bobby and Lunch commend a caller for having both her son and daughter keeping condoms with them all the time.
New Study on Binge Drinking---Bobby makes fun of LB saying that he drinks so much that he doesn’t know where he is. Lunch corrects him by stating that he always knows where he is, but he’s not always sure where his friends are.
Avoid the Ghetto App – Will be used on new Microsoft phones to help direct users around bad areas. Bobby is the only one that says that the app has racist overtones.
Rogue Workers going to Jail
Ex-UPS worker gets 100 years in prison for home invasions. The 28 year old was convicted in July, and he was using the UPS databases to stalk people.
Two TSA workers stole $240,000 out of luggage and were committed to 6 months in prison.
A $350,000 engagement ring was stolen from a couple by the cleaning lady that pawned the ring for $4,500.
Amy has a friend that took a shower while the cable guy was working in the crawl space under the home. He walked into the bedroom while she was in the shower and announced to her that he was walking out and he hadn’t seen anything.
Caller got out of the shower completely naked to the repairmen from the apartment complex working on the phone jack.
Caller had the repairman knock on her bedroom door while she and her husband were having sex.
Caller says that her husband delivered pizzas while he was in college and delivered a pizza to three naked women at the door.
Howie Mandel interview – Watch GTA! Watch the flashmob show! He didn’t want to answer any questions and the interview was extremely awkward.
Kourtney Kardashain is allegedly not a “real” Kardashian. She is rumored to be the product of an affair Kris had when still married to Robert.
Bobby’s Top 5 Workout Songs
1) Kanye - Stronger
2) J. Cole – Work Out
3) Selena Gomez – Love You Like a Love Song
5) Drake – I’m Going In
Bobby says that Orthoexria is when you have a fixation on only eating healthy food all the time. The guys from the show say that Amy is part of the vegetarian cult and that she needs an intervention.
Hotel gave a drunk guy the wrong key, and he climbed into bed with her while she was sleeping. He had told the person at the front desk that he was her husband, and they did not even check for his identification. The woman is suing for emotional distress.
Tell Me Something Good
Carlos- Walt Disney marathon runner was proposed to as she finished the race.
Amy – A dog had eaten a seven inch tablespoon that required a $7,000 surgery to remove and came through surgery well.
LB- Hayes Davis had a successful operation to put his organs inside of his body. He had been born with them on the outside of his belly button.
Bobby – A man found $10,000 before boarding a flight in NYC. He even took the money and deposited it into the bank for the man that left it.
Callers from Beaumont, Mississippi and Albany, Georgia.
Amy teases us with the story of getting asked out by the UPS man.